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"That is half right and half window."

Mrs. Hoequist

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"No matter how big you get Walmart will always have your size, and then you get bigger and become a small, African hippo."

Dr. James

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"Look at me! I’m a sexy plant. Come pollinate me."

Dr. Gerard

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"Word salad is like where you take a bunch of words that you don’t need and put them together. Kind of like Sarah Palin every time she speaks."

Dr. Wheeler, about 3D printing exam

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"Some people deserve to be killed by dynamite."

Dr. Petty

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"It’s not like you see some huge bird and bee orgy going on on a flower or anything."

Dr. Dodworth

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"But I’m not gonna say “dammit,” I’m gonna say “shit.”"

Ms. Mozer

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"I have a feeling that you guys are very very weak."

Nasrullah Aziz

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"Shut your stoma. It’s already too humid in Mobile."

Mr. Dolbeare

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"Whoops! Whoops! Whoops! You almost killed it!"

Albert Lilly, when talking about a dropped pencil.

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"Altos! You need to be more sexy!"

Martha Mozer

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"It was a steamy and sweaty fruit orgy."

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"If we didn’t have morals, life would be one murderous orgy."

Dr. Dodworth

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"If I ever see those stupid terrorists, I’m going to kick them in the nuts."

Mr. Dolbeare

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"Lay on this table like Jabba the Hutt and connect a chain to Dylan’s neck."

Robertson