Latest Tweets:

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"Altos! You need to be more sexy!"

Martha Mozer

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"It was a steamy and sweaty fruit orgy."

*2

"If we didn’t have morals, life would be one murderous orgy."

Dr. Dodworth

*1

"If I ever see those stupid terrorists, I’m going to kick them in the nuts."

Mr. Dolbeare

"Lay on this table like Jabba the Hutt and connect a chain to Dylan’s neck."

Robertson

*9

"Happiest hour would be free food, tater tots, and girls in bikinis."

Barry McPhail, in response to Taco Bell’s “happier hour”

*2

"If it makes you uncomfortable, that’s good."

Dr. Goodman, in regards to the grading scale (that doesn’t really exist?)

*1

"Sitting on the toilet actually makes me feel better."

*5

"There are three things that will always exist in life: taxes, death, and sand in your sandwiches at the beach."

Dr. Goodman 

*2

"Are old people supposed to be horny?"

Dr. Goodman

*1

"Now, if you want a chance to be a smart-ass, next time people say that it is a weight loss program, say ‘no, it is a mass loss program.’"

Dr. Gapud

*4

"I’m entitled to make fun of you!"

Dr. Petty

*8

"You are making me have violent fantasies over here."

Mrs. Hoequist

*1

"You people can’t read my mind, and that really offends me."

Ms. Mozer

*4

"You go somewhere else and see their religious practices, and you are like, ‘there are goats in here.’"

Dr. Frye